Volume 1
I’ll Keep This Very Short.
Prepare to have your mind stretched like an old pair of underpants…

The Book of Life Gang Warfare – 11 Freight Train – 13 Chalk One Up for the Tooth Fairy – 14 Pure Jeanius – 15 The Night of the Beaver – 17 Results of Fruit Fly Extermination Study – 19 The Big Dump – 21 Violin Solo in B Flat – 23 Not Quite Twice Carjacked – 26 Wrestling with Death – 28 A Big Strapping Mama – 29 Truth in Advertising – 30 Holiday Greetings! – 31 Surprise Attack – 32 'More Cowbell!' – 39 Birth – 40 Some Ad Agency S.O.B. – 42 Universal Codependency – 43 Extreme Weather Alert – 44 Superman Flies High – 45 Regarding Fishing & Polar Bears – 46 A Grisly Encounter – 47 The Hungry Vegetarian – 6 The Ungrateful Civil Servant – 49 Highway to Hell – 50 Wheel of Life – 51 Dear Smoking – 52 Attention! – 53 Raping a 25 – Pound Cat – 55 A Spider Bite – 56 An Irish Wedding – 57 Information as Delusion – 60 Where's the Party??? – 61 Saturday Night Fever – 62 Castration Day – 63 Holy Shoot! – 65 How to Get a Job in the Middle of a Recession – 66 Great Friends Who Died – 68 BeatleMania – 69 Caribou Love – 70 Kiss-Off – 72 Suicide by Seagull – 74 One, Two, Free! – 76 Love Potion #1 – 78 Love Potion #3 – 79 Love Potion #9 – 81 Burial at Sea – 83 How I killed Jerzy Kosinski, The Book of Dreams 87 Tectonic Plates – 89 Highlands – 90 The Chrysalis – 91 Hare Krishna – 92 How I got Completely iPhoned – 93 The Weight – 95 A Shaman's Teaching – 96 Filmmaking – 97 A Mouse in the House? – 98 Alligator Love – 99 Blood – 100 Secret Treasure – 101 Tarzan Lives – 108 The Book of Spirit 111 Life Before Life – 113 A Black Cat Crossed My Path – 114 Stoney Creek Dairy – 115 A Question of Existence – 117 Rite of Passage – 119 Wave Hands As Clouds – 120 How to Overcome Writer's Block – 126 Psychodrama – 129 Death by Scallops – 130 Hari-Kari – 131 The Change – 134 Mosquito Enlightenment – 135 Merrily, Merrily... – 136 Epitaph – 137 The Sound of Silence – 138 Who we Are Not – 140 You Will Never Discover the Truth – 141 When the Divine Knocks on Your Door – 142 About the Author.


