Volume 1

 I’ll Keep This Very Short.

Prepare to have your mind stretched like an old pair of underpants…

 

The Book of Life Gang Warfare  11 Freight Train – 13 Chalk One Up for the Tooth Fairy – 14 Pure Jeanius  15 The Night of the Beaver – 17 Results of Fruit Fly Extermination Study  19 The Big Dump  21 Violin Solo in B Flat  23 Not Quite Twice Carjacked  26 Wrestling with Death  28 A Big Strapping Mama  29 Truth in Advertising  30 Holiday Greetings!  31 Surprise Attack  32 'More Cowbell!'  39 Birth  40 Some Ad Agency S.O.B.  42 Universal Codependency  43 Extreme Weather Alert  44 Superman Flies High  45 Regarding Fishing & Polar Bears  46 A Grisly Encounter  47 The Hungry Vegetarian – 6 The Ungrateful Civil Servant  49 Highway to Hell  50 Wheel of Life  51 Dear Smoking  52 Attention!  53 Raping a 25 – Pound Cat  55 A Spider Bite  56 An Irish Wedding  57 Information as Delusion  60 Where's the Party???  61 Saturday Night Fever  62 Castration Day  63 Holy Shoot!  65 How to Get a Job in the Middle of a Recession  66 Great Friends Who Died  68 BeatleMania  69 Caribou Love  70 Kiss-Off  72 Suicide by Seagull – 74 One, Two, Free!  76 Love Potion #1  78 Love Potion #3  79 Love Potion #9  81 Burial at Sea  83 How I killed Jerzy Kosinski, The Book of Dreams 87 Tectonic Plates  89 Highlands  90 The Chrysalis  91 Hare Krishna  92 How I got Completely iPhoned  93 The Weight  95 A Shaman's Teaching  96 Filmmaking  97 A Mouse in the House?  98 Alligator Love  99 Blood  100 Secret Treasure  101 Tarzan Lives – 108 The Book of Spirit 111 Life Before Life  113 A Black Cat Crossed My Path  114 Stoney Creek Dairy  115 A Question of Existence  117 Rite of Passage – 119 Wave Hands As Clouds  120 How to Overcome Writer's Block  126 Psychodrama – 129 Death by Scallops  130 Hari-Kari  131 The Change  134 Mosquito Enlightenment  135 Merrily, Merrily...  136 Epitaph – 137 The Sound of Silence  138 Who we Are Not – 140 You Will Never Discover the Truth  141 When the Divine Knocks on Your Door  142 About the Author.

 

Read 'Em & Weep

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